1) I now have three valid incidences as my proof that I am Silver Surfer. I won’t elaborate…and you won’t make me.

2) There’s too much work today and I missed my free-Starbucks dinner. So instead I had my dinner at 7-11. I wanted to lower my carb intake so I opted some cold salad. It didn’t help at all because I didn’t immediately see that in it are cold pasta and potato salad. I had no choice, carbs for me is like the red and juicy apple Snow White wasn’t able to resist. 

3) I’m getting good at it, no doubt. This morning I tried the squat toilets again and my thighs didn’t ache and there were no spills on my pants. It was horrible the first time I used it. I felt that my limbs were unstretched and the seam part of my jeans spelled squat toilets all over. Now, I effortlessly did it while in high heels. Hahaha!